Life with my son - OYABAKA story

Hi, This is Banana.

Maybe I am OYABAKA.

I'd like to tell you about my son.
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When my son was 3 years old.
He was not well-しつけ.

When I said to him , 'Go to Toilet and pee',
He said 'Nope, I don't want to pee.'
But after that,
He wet his pants.

I thought,
I said
' Let's do おしっこ競争'.

I said.

When I say "ready,go!",
we dash to toilet,
we pull down our pants,
we pull out our xxxxx,
we pee.

And if you finish pee before me,
you win.
if you don't, I win.

He said, 'OK! Let's do'.
because he likes game or 競争.

Now he is 4 years old.
He can go to toilet himself,
But we do おしっこ競争 sometimes.

When we wake up together,
when we go to bet together.

Sometimes he wins,
sometimes I win.

I like おしっこ競争 with him,

Is there anybody who do おしっこ競争 with one's son ?
It is very fun.

Bye-bye

Hi, Banana-san. This is Moring.
Long time no see.

Your poem and your message have plenty of LOVE.
I like these.(Of course I like hug.)
And making しつけ to games is great idea.
We must learn everything with fun like TADOKU-reading.

I hope you and your son enjoy everything in your life with fun.

See you and Happy Reading.
Moring

〉Hi, Banana-san. This is Moring.
〉Long time no see.

Hello, Moring-san.
How are you?

Where are you now ?

When you return Japan,
and when you go to 読書相談会,
Let me know.
I'd like to see you and talk with you.

〉Your poem and your message have plenty of LOVE.

Thank you.
If it is like a poem,
I'm glad.
But ほんとのことを言えば、
I can write only a short sentence,
So it becomes like a poem.

〉I like these.(Of course I like hug.)

Yap.
I know you like hug.
You know I like hug.

But don't do hug with me,
when we meet next time, please.

〉And making しつけ to games is great idea.

Yes, if it works.
For me,
I don't know whether it works or not.

One years ago, he doesn't go to toilet,
Now he goes to toilet,
At this point, it works.

But he know a fun of おしっこ競争.
Teaching a fun of おしっこ競争 is not normal しつけ,
I'm worried that.

〉We must learn everything with fun like TADOKU-reading.

I wonder what he learns from おしっこ競争.
OK,I'm going to ask him this weekend.

〉I hope you and your son enjoy everything in your life with fun.

Thank you for your message.
I hope so.
And I hope that you have a lot of fun in your life

〉See you and Happy Reading.
〉Moring

See you.

Bye bye

from Banana the teacher of おしっこ競争

hello!babnana-dad!

This is Nonta.today is holiday.so I can write here.
Now my children are playing the TV-game"doubutu-no-mori"

〉Maybe I am OYABAKA.

Oh! I am waiting for your such story!

〉I'd like to tell you about my son.
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〉When my son was 3 years old.
〉He was not well-しつけ.

My son is just 3 years old.But he wears OMUTU.
Sometimes,he goes to the toilet. Almost he forgot.so,I cross him.

〉When I said to him , 'Go to Toilet and pee',
〉He said 'Nope, I don't want to pee.'
〉But after that,
〉He wet his pants.

〉I thought,
〉I said
〉' Let's do おしっこ競争'.

〉I said.

〉When I say "ready,go!",
〉we dash to toilet,
〉we pull down our pants,
〉we pull out our xxxxx,
〉we pee.

〉And if you finish pee before me,
〉you win.
〉if you don't, I win.

〉He said, 'OK! Let's do'.
〉because he likes game or 競争.

It's a nice idea!!! I wish I had my ****!(^^;)
When he said "no,I don't go toilet!",I tried to go there,too.
I said" I will go first!! " so he run after me. Then it worked.

Oh,he tired of TV-game.He came to my desk.
Of corse,he can't play tha game.His sister pass him a controler,
and the controler is unpluged.but he can't understand.
So he think he play the game together.

Your story made me happy.and I enjoy it!! I read it at my office.
(I could only read them at office)
So I couldn'T stop smiling,then. I refreshed.Thank you !!

He called me."mother!look at me,look at me! I can play a whisle!"
PEEEEEEEE,PEEEEEE. Ah, noisy!!!

Uh....,something smell... Oh,my gush! my son has done pee!! yack!

execuse me!!

bye-bye!!

〉Now he is 4 years old.
〉He can go to toilet himself,
〉But we do おしっこ競争 sometimes.

〉When we wake up together,
〉when we go to bet together.

〉Sometimes he wins,
〉sometimes I win.

〉I like おしっこ競争 with him,

〉Is there anybody who do おしっこ競争 with one's son ?
〉It is very fun.

〉Bye-bye

〉hello!babnana-dad!

Hello! I'm Banana, who is a dad of my son,
who is happy to receive Ms Heatherly's reply.

〉〉Maybe I am OYABAKA.

〉Oh! I am waiting for your such story!

Thank you very much.
But if you say so,
I write more such OYABAKA-stories,
Is it OK?

〉〉I'd like to tell you about my son.
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〉〉When my son was 3 years old.
〉〉He was not well-しつけ.

〉My son is just 3 years old.But he wears OMUTU.

When my son was 3, he weared OMUTU too.

〉Sometimes,he goes to the toilet. Almost he forgot.so,I cross him.

Yeeeees,
Why do they forgot pee ?
And why do they say 'I go to toilet' when he almost do pee?

〉〉I thought,
〉〉I said
〉〉' Let's do おしっこ競争'.

〉 It's a nice idea!!! I wish I had my ****!(^^;)

I wish you coud!
It is special fun for dad to do おしっこ競争 with his son.
Mum can't.

〉 When he said "no,I don't go toilet!",I tried to go there,too.
〉 I said" I will go first!! " so he run after me. Then it worked.

Yes!
Why are they so 単純?
I like his 単純.

〉 Oh,he tired of TV-game.He came to my desk.
〉 Of corse,he can't play tha game.His sister pass him a controler,
〉 and the controler is unpluged.but he can't understand.
〉 So he think he play the game together.

Smart sister!

〉 Your story made me happy.and I enjoy it!! I read it at my office.
〉 (I could only read them at office)
〉 So I couldn'T stop smiling,then. I refreshed.Thank you !!

Thank you!
Me too,
I like to read your 'My life'.
Let me read your stories again, please.

〉 He called me."mother!look at me,look at me! I can play a whisle!"
〉 PEEEEEEEE,PEEEEEE. Ah, noisy!!!

Gahahahaha.

〉 Uh....,something smell... Oh,my gush! my son has done pee!! yack!
〉
〉 execuse me!!

〉 bye-bye!!

Uuuuum.
They wet their pants,
but they are very cute.

They could be more cute,
if they don't wet his pants again and again a day,

Bye-bye Peeing-child and his mum in anywhere.