Life with my son - OYABAKA story

Hi, This is Banana.

Maybe I am OYABAKA.

I'd like to tell you about my son.
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When my son was 3 years old.
He was not well-しつけ.

When I said to him , 'Go to Toilet and pee',
He said 'Nope, I don't want to pee.'
But after that,
He wet his pants.

I thought,
I said
' Let's do おしっこ競争'.

I said.

When I say "ready,go!",
we dash to toilet,
we pull down our pants,
we pull out our xxxxx,
we pee.

And if you finish pee before me,
you win.
if you don't, I win.

He said, 'OK! Let's do'.
because he likes game or 競争.

Now he is 4 years old.
He can go to toilet himself,
But we do おしっこ競争 sometimes.

When we wake up together,
when we go to bet together.

Sometimes he wins,
sometimes I win.

I like おしっこ競争 with him,

Is there anybody who do おしっこ競争 with one's son ?
It is very fun.

Bye-bye