I am sorry …

Count Banana wrote this warning before.

"So if you are not careful when speak to me,
YOU WILL BE SORRY."

This message was right.
His words were true.
When I spoke to Count Banana,
I was not careful just one time.
Later,
I am sorry …

Please read this posting,
and you will see what I mean.





〉THE HAUNTED RESTAURANT
〉by Count Banana
〉There was a small old FRENCH restaurant.
〉It had some broken windows and spider webs.
〉・　・　・
〉(Sorry for some cutoff.)
〉・　・　・
〉Jaws of a friend of Takoyaki dropped.
〉"Oh, I see.
〉This is a FRENCH restaurant!
〉I forgot that
〉if I eat in a FRENCH restaurant,
〉I can't eat until my all finger cleaned up, so
〉I WILL BE SORRY!!!!!!!!"
〉--------------------------------------
〉Uuuuum, How about this ?


Ummmmmmm …
What can I say?
What should I say?

This story Count Banana wrote is very, very interesting.
His writings are always funny, smart and attractive.
This story is not an exception. I like it.
But …


〉I don't want to see your friends,
〉but
〉I do want to know how you do 握手 wiht your friends or
〉I think if they do,
〉指が絡まるんじゃない？
〉I think that it is not so good to have 200 fingers.


(I sigh …)


〉I think that
〉the place is cold
〉so your friends need 手袋 for hands having 200 fingers.
〉And I can imagine that
〉it takes a long long long time
〉for your friends, who have 200 fingers,
〉to put 手袋 on their hands.


(I sigh again …)
… It was my fault.


〉I have only 10 finger on my hands,
〉it takes about 0.5 minit to put 手袋 on my hands.
〉And I am Count Banana.
〉I count the time for your friends to put 手袋 on their hands.
〉10 finger = 30 seconds
〉200 finger = 6000 seconds = 100 minites = 1hours and 20 minites


I should appreciate Count Banana's effort of this calculation,
but I have to point out that this calculation is … useless.

The calculation itself is right, of course.
Absolutely right. Terribly right.
But
its assumption is wrong.


〉If the place that your friends live in is very very cold,
〉and
〉if your friend have 200 fingers
〉so
〉if it takes 1hour and 20 minites on in such cold cold place
〉for your friends to put 手袋,
〉YOUR FRIENDS ARE VERRY SORRY.
〉And the warmness of the 手袋 never reach to the place Never,


I don't want to tell this at all,
but I have to say for the sake of my friends.

It takes about only 0.5 minute to put 手袋 on their hands.
They can shake hands normally as we do.
And even if they shake hands, 指は絡まらない.
Of course,
the warmness of the 手袋 reaches to the place.
They have enjoyed the warmness of the 手袋 ever.
THEY ARE NOT SORRY. Never.

What's more,
They like French food.
They often go to French restaurants.
You know, there were finger-bowls in these restaurants.
And they always clean their fingers up with the water in the bowls,
ONE BY ONE.
And … it's a pity to tell this,
for them to clean up all their fingers
it takes … not so much time.

(I sigh deeply …)


I was not careful when I spoke to Count Banana.
I should have been more careful.
I should have written more precise description about my friends.

I wrote “My friends have 200 fingers” before.
This is right.

But
I should have written more carefully like this …

“My friends have 200 fingers.
You may imagine the creatures
who have most of the fingers on their hands.
But it is wrong.
Most of the fingers are on their feet.
They have two hands as we do.
And their each hand has only 5 fingers as ours does.
Then according to my calculation,
190 fingers, all the other fingers,
are on their feet.”

You see?
It was not Count Banana's fault, of course.
It was MY fault.
I didn't give him sufficient information.
I am sorry ...


Merry Christmas 〜♪
May the love of the God reach to everyone!
… Even to my friends who have 200 fingers.