A sideway reply from wayside man, who is Banana

Dear, Ako-san!

This is just Banana.

〉I know, I know....
〉You are Count Banana, Banana the Bonny, Baba the Banana.....

Yep.
I am happy
because I have a lot of name.
I wish I become 怪人２０面相 on this BBS,　いつか

〉I have just read all of this sled.
〉I don't,,,,,,,, I can't understand these chat of you, Mr. Banana and Mr.Takoyaki. 200 fingers,,etc..... ????

Uuuuum
So, it is good to see a friend of Takoyaki 実際に.
If you do so, you can understand.

〉That's OK !
〉Today I am here to say only one thing.

Oh, Let me know !

〉Seeing this name, T(ako)yaki.....
〉I like Mr.Takoyaki, so I am very very glad to see my name in his name !

Yep.
I think I can understand your gladness.

〉But !!
〉When I first saw this, "T(ako)yaki",
〉I made a mistake.
〉I read this "ako-yaki".....

Oh!
It is a cute name,too.
or
It seems delicious.
I write that 'ako-yaki' on a menu of A HAUNTED FRENCH RESTRAUNT.

〉What is "ako-yaki".........?

Yes,
I want to know.

〉ako is on the コンロ in the kitchen !!??
〉Ahhhhhhhhh----------

Oh, It is fun.
I wish.

〉It is too hot !
〉I feel I become squid, I mean "Surume-ika".......

〉ako-yakiiiiii---, ako-yaki !

〉
〉Now I can hear the voice of Yaki-imo (baked? sweet potato) vender,
〉coming around the corner.

〉Let's go to get it !
〉See you-----

After I read your TOUKOU of ako-yaki,
I wish to read a story of ako-yaki.

It must cruel and funny story.

How about the following title ?

'ako-yaki that a friend of TakoYAKI made' or
'ako-yaki or How does a friend of TakoYAKI eat it by using 200 fingers' or
.......( I can not make up more titles.)

Bye-bye