I've come back!

〉Hello, Count Banana. This is Takoyaki the Devil.

Hell! Mr. T(ako)yaki the Devil.
This is Count Banana.

I've come back !

I hope that
you will be sorry
after reading this TOUKOU.

〉The reason is …
〉my friends have 200 fingers.
〉So I thought your friends would also have 200 fingers like my friends.

Oh!
Having 200 fingers is very great
just like having 30,988 tentacles(触手) as my friends,
I can imagine.

〉By the way,
〉do you want to know about my friends?
〉200 fingers …

I don't want to see your friends,
but
I do want to know how you do 握手 wiht your friends or
I think if they do,
指が絡まるんじゃない？
I think that it is not so good to have 200 fingers.

〉They are not human beings, of course.

I agree !

〉Can you imagine the creatures who have so many fingers?
〉You probably cannot.

I'm afraid so.

〉But I know them very well. Very well, indeed.
〉They live in a place where it is dark and cold … very dark and cold.

Oh!
I think that
the place is cold
so your friends need 手袋 for hands having 200 fingers.
And I can imagine that
it takes a long long long time
for your friends, who have 2000 fingers,
to put 手袋 on their hands.

I have only 10 finger on my hands,
it takes about 0.5 minit to put 手袋 on my hands.

And I am Count Banana.
I count the time for your friends to put 手袋 on their hands.

10 finger = 30 seconds
200 finger = 6000 seconds = 100 minites = 1hours and 20 minites

Hyuuu!

If the place that your friends live in is very very cold,
and
if your friend have 200 fingers
so
if it takes 1hour and 20 minites on in such cold cold place
for your friends to put 手袋,
YOUR FRIENDS ARE VERRY SORRY.

〉The light of the Sun never reach to this place. Never.
〉The love of the God never reach to this place. Never.

And the warmness of the 手袋 never reach to the place Never,

〉So if you are not careful when speak to me,
〉YOU WILL BE SORRY.　(ふふふふふ）

Ummmmmm,

At first, I said YOU WILL BE SORRY,
Next, you said I WILL BE SORRY.
On this TOUKOU I point out that YOUR FRIENDS ARE SORRY.

Oh! Now I noticed.
YOU and YOUR FRIENDS and ME are SORRY as each other.
WE CAN BE FRIENDS,
(but I don't want to do 握手 with your friends, Never)

〉〉〉I hope
〉〉〉the number will be 1,000,000
〉〉〉in a near future.
〉〉Oh!
〉〉It is a big dream, which we could make true.
〉Yes!
〉It will come true!

I wrote this TOUKOU with 561 words,
So the dream is coming true (561 words 分だけ)

〉
〉Bye-bye, Count Banana who loves smelly feet.
〉From Takoyaki the Devil who has DEVILfish inside his body.

Bye-bye, Count Banana, who don’t want to do 握手 with your friends.