Really?

Hello, Count Banana. This is Takoyaki the Devil.


〉〉〉The number of words on this BBS now is
〉〉〉108,606!
〉〉
〉〉Wait a minute. I'm calculating now ...
〉〉...
〉〉543 !
〉〉What a big number!
〉〉You have lots of friends!

〉I thank you for your calculating,
〉but I must point out that your calculating is wrong, I'm afraid.


What!?
My calculating is wrong?
That's impossible!


〉108606/20 = 5430.3
〉it is not 543.


? ? ? ? ?
Why did you divide with 20?


〉The calculation says that
〉if all my friends have 20 fingers completely,
〉I have at least 5431 friends of mine or
〉at least I think I have.


Oh! I see the point now.
Your friends have only 20 fingers!

I know you have 20 fingers as you wrote before.
But I didn't know
your friends also have only 20 (or less 20) fingers.

You may ask me why I thought so.
The reason is …
my friends have 200 fingers.
So I thought your friends would also have 200 fingers like my friends.

108606/200 = 543.03
It is not 5430.3.
See?
My calculating is right!


〉If some of my friends have less 20 fingers,
〉I have at least some some-kind of friends.
〉So if you are not careful when speak to me,
〉YOU WILL BE SORRY.(1度このフレーズ使いたかった）


Is that so?

By the way,
do you want to know about my friends?
200 fingers …
They are not human beings, of course.
Can you imagine the creatures who have so many fingers?
You probably cannot.
But I know them very well. Very well, indeed.
They live in a place where it is dark and cold … very dark and cold.
The light of the Sun never reach to this place. Never.
The love of the God never reach to this place. Never.
You may not know the creatures,
but you must know the name of this place.
Yes …
It is called “HELL.”

So if you are not careful when speak to me,
YOU WILL BE SORRY.　(ふふふふふ）


〉〉108,606 words ...
〉〉そんなにありましたか・・・すごいなぁ。

〉Yep. It is great!.


Yes, indeed.


〉〉I hope
〉〉the number will be 1,000,000
〉〉in a near future.

〉Oh!
〉It is a big dream, which we could make true.


Yes!
It will come true!


Bye-bye, Count Banana who loves smelly feet.

From Takoyaki the Devil who has DEVILfish inside his body.