No, not 543. it is 5430.

〉Hello. This is Takoyaki.

Hello, T(ako)yaki-san.

I am Count Banana from now on,
if you admit it

〉
〉May I call you "Count Banana"? (^^)

Please call me so.

〉〉The number of words on this BBS now is
〉〉108,606!
〉
〉Wait a minute. I'm calculating now ...
〉...
〉543 !
〉What a big number!
〉You have lots of friends!

I thank you for your calculating,
but I must point out that your calculating is wrong, I'm afraid.

108606/20 = 5430.3
it is not 543.

The calculation says that
if all my friends have 20 fingers completely,
I have at least 5431 friends of mine or
at least I think I have.
If some of my friends have less 20 fingers,
I have at least some some-kind of friends.
So if you are not careful when speak to me,
YOU WILL BE SORRY.(1度このフレーズ使いたかった）

〉(Some of them must have smelly feet..., I imagine.

Yep.
And I know that its taste is not so bad.

〉You have done a very stinky wor... I mean ...
〉a very difficult work. It's great!)

Yep.
It is almost 'Mission Impossible'.
Or someone says that it is 'Misson not Important'
And I agree.

〉
〉108,606 words ...
〉そんなにありましたか・・・すごいなぁ。

Yep. It is great!.

〉I hope
〉the number will be 1,000,000
〉in a near future.

Oh!
It is a big dream, which we could make true.

〉
〉お疲れさま〜
〉Bye-bye 〜♪

Bye-bye, T(ako)yaki-san who has mis-calculated as I pointed out.

From Count Banana.