Re: Return of the Banana

"たこ焼"さんは[url:kb:523]で書きました:
〉Hello, Banana-san. This is Takoyaki.

Hello!

〉〉I, Banana, went to a business trip.
〉〉I went to Shanghai and Hong Kong.
〉
〉
〉OKAERINASAI 〜♪
〉(Sorry! I don't know the English expression.)

TADAIMA!

〉
〉〉I tell you about my visit episodes.

〉〉Episode 1: Traffic Menace
〉〉Episode 2: Attack of 'Credi Cap'
〉〉Episode 4: A new hope
〉
〉
〉Super !!!
〉I burst into laughter!

I am glad to make you laugh.
It is my ambision to make you laugh like Jeremy Strong.

〉What a great idea!
〉How did you think of that?
〉I'm always impressed with your ideas, especially funny ones.

Thank you very much.
〉〉Episode 1: Traffic Menace

〉〉My taxi's winker was always blinking.
〉〉Taxi driver was always turning a hundle
〉〉for going through between cars.
〉〉But it was on High way!
〉〉I said that in my mind!
〉
〉
〉I really know what you mean.
〉I've been to Peking and Shanghai with my wife some years ago.
〉(It was our honey moon trip. Mufu, mufu, mufu.)
〉Our driver was also eager to go through cars.
〉How dangerous it was!
〉I couldn't believe my eyes.
〉But our Chinese guide said calmly,
〉“Don't be surprised. Don't be worry. It is normal in China.”

And didn't he say
that it was normal in China that lots of traffic accidents happen ?

〉〉F1 driver saw Shanghai Highway.
〉〉He was suprised taxi driver's technique.
〉〉He said
〉〉'They have a special technique.'
〉〉'Why doesn't Shanghai-city have a lot of F1 drivers?'

〉〉And a person who heard him said,
〉〉'Because most drivers are died in trafic accidents!'
〉
〉
〉Ahahahahahahhahah 〜♪
〉Is it really a joke? I doubt it!

Ummm. It is really, I think.

〉〉Episode 2: Attack of 'Credi Cap'

〉You couldn't understand it
〉probably because the recetion-person said the words 'Credit Card'
〉in a strong Chinese accent.
〉Some Chinese people speak English as they speak Chinese!
〉So it is very difficult to understand what they say.

Oh! Is it?
I lost my confident of my 発音 completely at that time in China.
But I read your TOUKOU, 少し安心しました。

〉〉Episode 4: A new hope

〉〉I went to Hong Kong.
〉〉I went to the seaside.
〉〉It was evening.
〉〉On most buildings,
〉〉there were electrical decorations.
〉〉They were for Christmas.

〉〉Very very beautiful sight.

〉
〉
〉Oh …
〉I want to see it!

You must see it !
I recommend !

〉
〉
〉〉Next day
〉〉in morning,
〉〉I walked the seaside.
〉〉It was a sunny day.
〉〉A lot of people.
〉〉Old people, children, fathers and mothers.
〉〉men and wemen, singles or couples.
〉〉Sea and buildings were beautiful that morning, too.
〉〉I'd like to show that view to my son.
〉〉Someday, I hope.
〉
〉
〉I hope your dream will come true in the future.

Thank you.

〉I want to read “The Banana family Strikes Back.” (^^)

Oh!
It is great!
You got it!（やられた！）

〉
〉Bye-bye 〜♪

Bye-bye