A Project of sending a fanletter to Jeremy Strong and getting his reply!

Hello.

I, Banana, was happy
when I got a reply of my fanletter to Key Heatherly.
She is one of my favourite authors.

And Jeremy Strong is so,
who wrote 'Indoor Pirates', 'A hundred-miles-an-houre dog',...

I like his books.
And I like his self-introduction on his books.

I quote it.

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Jeremy Strong onece worked in a bakery, putting the jam
into three thousand doughnuts every night. Now he puts
the jam in stories instead, which he finds much more
exciting. At the age of three, he fell out of a first-floor
bedroom window and landed on his head. His mother
says that this damaged him for the rest of hi life and
refuses to take ayn responsibility. He loves writing
stories because he says it is 'the only time you alone
have complete control and can make anything happen'.
His anbition is to make you laugh (or at least snuffle).
Jeremy Strong lives in Kent with his wife, Susan, a cat
or two, and something in the attic that make scratiching
noises at night, but he hasn't found out what it is yet.
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Isn't it funny ?

He is my best favourite writer.

So I'd like to write a fanletter to him,
and if I could,
I wish I could get his reply.

For that,
I think my fanletter must be unique,
it is better.

I am thinking hardly.
How do I write a letter ?

......
How about a parody of his self-introduction ?
I thought.

If I make a good parody and write it on my letter,
he could read it, like it and reply to me,
I wish that.

How do you think ?
Does it work ?

Anyway, I must make up a parody.
If I make it,
I write it on this Board.

Please read it and tell me how it is.

Thank you.

Bye-bye.

P.S.
There are somebody who is a fan of J.Strong.
Please tell me.
Let's make fanletters to him together.